I have returned!

Well, its been a while and I must say I have missed it. Long and the short of it is that I got caught once again by the Batfink and had to spend some time at Arkham. But, a few bribes and a few murders disposals behind the Arkham walls and I am back to wreak havoc once again.

I must say that I haven’t really missed much while I was gone it seems. It seems that Mr. Kim Jon (I am gonna get) Il is at it again, testing Nuclear (pronounced Nuke – u -ler in the George W. Bush book of proper pronunciations) missles. I see that we still can’t truly pick an American Idol. I see that there isn’t a new Batman movie coming out (Thank GOD).

So I am going to have to troll through the Gotham Times to see what I can pick on. Any and all suggestions welcome. Oh, I had to somewhat redo my profile and do my best to lock out the Batfink and his boy blunder while I am at it. But the rest of you should have complete access. So If you read this post, give me some suggestions. What do you want to talk about?

The Joker!

I plan to Run for President in 2012!

This is unbelievable. I work so hard at stealing money. I have so many expenditures in regards to explosives, knives and other weaponry. And here are these clowns getting money the easy way. I swear I am planning on being a politician. I will tell you why in a second…first, let me get you raging with this little article I just read…

AIG pays a good list of Jokers

So did you take a gander as to who was on this list? Now lets see how many of them actually give the money back. You know full well that King Clown in the Whitehouse is not giving back a single penny.

But then listen to him give tough talk. Putting AIG down. Its wrong of them (AIG) to be giving out expensive bonus’ as the company is failing.
I mean, even for a guy like me…that’s cold!

Just goes to show you that every superhero can be taken down. Some easier than others. I have had enough experience with the Batfink to know how to take down an asshat like King Clown here. It doesn’t matter what it says on his tights. In the end they all succumb to the temptation I offer.

What will make be a better candidate in 2012 is that when I say, I am going to rob you…I will. When I say, I am going to kill you…I will. When I say, I will let others have those privileges,….I will! So you know I am telling the truth! As opposed to these guys who will lie to your face then get stupid enough to get caught! There is no thinking outside the box here……

The Joker!

“This city needs a better class of criminal, and I intend to give it to them!” – From the Dark Knight!

As CEO Make Sure Something is missing…

And I thought my jokes were bad! Here is the latest Joker to hit the tabloids boys and girls. Go ahead read this article HERE

Go ahead, I’ll wait. And please read it carefully because there is a very small one question quiz at the end of this post.

So here is the clown…Paul Levy of Beth Isreal Deconess Hospital. And as you may have read, he has a great idea. He gets up to give the speech to all the would be pink slip people and says, “I don’t want to fire these people, what can we all give up together to spread the wealth and keep these people hired?”

Everyone is so positive! Everyone is so excited! No one is getting fired! YAY!

So here is the quiz question for all of you. Ready?…..

What is Mr. Levy giving up? Hmmm? Do me a favor and read the article again and see if you can find it. I know I couldn’t…..

…..and I thought my jokes were bad!

The Joker

An Agent of Chaos

Its one of those times where they say that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery? I agree!

This post is about Mr. Madoff. He ripped people off (including celebrities). He is now getting 150 years in prison as this was his deal that he cut with the schemers. And now he is trying to get away with this…..

A Joker Wanna be at best!

Sorry Mr. Madoff, I am not about to get shot by the drug cartels in Mexico and who knows where because you laundered their money and now got caught. So take the make up off or I will have to shoot you myself.

When I said that this town needs a better class of criminal and that I was going to give it to them, this was not what this joker had in mind.

There are two reasons why you are not me….

1} You are not as good lookin…
2} You got caught!

So take the make up off and get ready to invest what little money you have in an awfully large canister of Vaseline.

The Joker!

Still…More Kudos to give!

So my last post was in regards to the blogs I read. Here is another one I would love for you all to take a look at.

First off, its some of the funniest stuff I have read and I feel she has a tremendous amount of self esteem! What I like about this writer is that she is not afraid to put herself out there and let you know who she is….

I also like her taste in Lipstick!

Go check out Siren’s Blog HERE

I am telling you, you won’t be disappointed. Worth every word!

The Joker

Blogger Kudos!

I read my fair share of blogs. Yeah, I have to get through the mommy blogs, and I have to get through the right wing political blogs, and I have to get through the left wing liberal blogs, and most of the time I have to get through the sex blogs as well.

Every once in a while I will come across a blog that is worth mentioning because it is worth my time. Now, I have been following this babe for a little over a month now and I will tell you she captivates me.

You really need to go visit RACHEL

No, this is not Harvey Dent’s main squeeze. Harvey isn’t man enough for this woman. Reading this blog leads me to believe that this woman is insightful, strong of character with a bent for mischief that can not be matched.

If you go to her blog, you will know what I mean. Once you get there, she has a petition worth noting at the top right hand corner of her blog. Go to it. Sign it. It is Anarchy at its finest. Ooooh this is sooooo attractive! She is sooooo attractive!

I wonder how she would look in those Harley Quinn tights?

She would look hot in this little number methinks!

Maybe one day?

The Joker can dream too, can't he?

The Joker

Who is in the Think Tank?

I know I have been amiss in posting. There is just so much to choose from to laugh about these days, that I just can’t make up mind.

So today’s post is just going to be a snippet. Just a little something to make all of us think for a bit. You see? It occurs to me that in the past when we had issues here our forefathers were all about solving those issues. Today, it seems we just don’t have the talent in the Think Tank to make things happen. For exmaple:

As we were forming this country we needed a way to travel from one coast to the other. TaDa! The national railroad project was created and pulled us out of the great depression and we solved a problem. Now we could get from one place to another much easier.

Today’s challenge? Lets see…..We have fires burning down one side of the country while rising waters flood another part of the country. Do we have a national Think Tank smart enough to create a solution to this problem so that no part of the country will ever be in drought mode ever again? And just think how many people would be employed if such a solution would be thought up? Things that make you go Hmmmmmm……….

The Joker

“Do I really look like a man with a plan?” – The Dark Knight

Robbing from the Rich..I thought this was my Job!

Now even my job is in jeopardy! Here I am happily taking hostages, making demands, setting up elaborate schemes to wire some explosive canisters and what happens? The people I go to do this to suddenly have no money…or…they are being chased by a bigger criminal than me! Who would have thought?

So naturally I am now on the hunt to find out who my competition is. And guess what?

Yep, you guessed it. Its not bad enough that in his speech he announced that he will start taxing the wealthy. Its not bad enough that he is looking to hunt down all those off shore tax havens and shutting them down. But now he has his blood hounds…The media..going after the rich publicly.

Let me ask you a question. Are you a college sports coach? Hmm? How much do you make? I was watching the clown crew of Good Morning America where they reported that one of my esteemed target favored college coach, was now being looked at because he made more money than any other government worker in the State of Connecticut.

The Press is all over this guy! You can read about it HERE

Its pretty sad now. So the press is hounding this guy over how much he makes. It seemed to me that all the poor people were pissed off that this guy made over a million. Its not enough that his taxes went from 18% to 36% with no offshore tax shelters available. Now we have to bring him down some more. Nothing is being taken into account. The fact that the profits from his games are what’s paying the man, means nothing. The Fact that the profits he brings in are paying for other teams at UCONN means nothing. Nope…they have to grill him!

I think I have seriously underestimated the Obama Clown! He is sticking it to the rich big time! And he is getting his Press Bulldogs to go do his dirty work for him. I mean, what do we call him now? Robin Obama? Barack Hussain Hood? The New Karl Marx? What?

Wait until that asswipe Bruce Wayne finds out! I wonder what his tax return will look like?

The Joker
“Anarchy is like gravity, all you need is a little push!”

Lets Talk About Healthcare – Just Talk

So? Did you catch our King Clown on the Tube last night, or what? So? were you happy and jumping for joy with everything he had to say?

...And I thought my jokes were bad!

I mean, I know my blog here is starting to come off as a political blog but right now it seems that the only ones that would dare to make jokes and the like are the politicians. Especially this one. I was laughing hysterically last night at the promises he was making regarding the US Healthcare system. I honestly believe that this clown is trying to get himself shot! Cause I mean, if the insurance companies don’t shoot him, then the pharmaceutical companies will. And if they don’t, then the Doctors will. And if they don’t then the Canadians will. Canada loves our Healthcare System. So many of us go across the border to get the cheap meds from Canada. They are lovin it!

I honestly think that the HMO and PPO system have a hit out on our king clown!

Do you remember the last democrat that tried to fix the Healthcare System?

See, slick Willie needed something to keep her occupied while he was going over his copies of Cigar Afficionado Magazine with Monica, so he put her to the task. The Democrats want to bury this travesty under the rug. And of course, they are going to blame the Republicans for stalling her and putting obstacles in her way so she could not get the job done….Yaddy Yaddy Yaddy…..

You want the problem fixed? Here is what needs to happen.

1} Docs need to decrease what they charge and increase the level of service they provide. Bring back the house calls. The Doctor that does will be workin 24/7/365. And they will be swimmin in the dough! Think about it. $35 Cash..gets you an onsite visit for about 10 minutes and a prescription. If they structure it right, they would be working from 8 in the morning until 5 pm at that price in their offices and then they can do Onsite calls at night until 10 pm. They would be millionaires within a year.

2} Pharmaceuticals – It does not cost freakin $90 for a bottle of your basic antibiotic….You and I know that it costs $30 at most! Bring your prices down.

3} Insurance companies – you guys should only be allowed to handle the big stuff. If the other two mentioned above reduce their prices and increased their service, there would be no need to sign on for everyday doctors visits. People would be more than happy to pay out of pocket. Especially when their insurance premiums go down…way down.

We have to go retro folks! Our parents did not have to deal with this shit! I don’t think we should either.

Or, we can use my direct method of healthcare. Its very simple. If you don’t provide me healthcare. Either myself or a member of my team, will shoot you!

The Joker!

“Ya wanna know how I got these scars?” – Joker to Rachel Dawes in

The Dark Knight

A Better Class of Criminal

One of my hopes in life is that I inspire people. See, I am usually way to busy terrorizing Gotham and staying one step ahead of Batbrains to be concerned with anything else but this…..this is inspirational and a thing of beauty.

As you all may know, I am in it for the money…sure. But I am in it more for the creativity. And Today’s bout of creativity has been weighing heavily on my mind. Usually, I see something and I pounce on it right away. This time, I waited…and let things come out slowly before I made any comment on it. What the hell am I talking about?

Look...See? Her back is Perfect...and strong!

Why, Nadya Suleman of course! She is my inspirational criminal of the day! Why Criminal you ask? Well, lets see….lets go through the checklist shall we?

Has six kids already…….check!
2 or 3 of them are listed in the Autistic Category……..check!
No partner in life…….check!
Has 8 more kids……..check!
Sets up Website..Gets Book offers..Goes on every talk show that is willing to pay her…and of course, petitions the state of California for more money……check!

I mean, I steal money the old fashion way…you know…a little hustle here…a death threat there….and boom! People pay. But this chick! She just keeps spittin out babies and all this money is coming in…now that is creative! And what I love about her most, is that twinkle in her eye when she looks at you for donations and really twiggin your compassion bone! Oh yeah, this chick knows how to make you feel guilty! That is a quality in a criminal that you just don’t get these days. You feel guilty while she takes your heart…and your income! Nice!

Now, no less important is her partner in crime. Who?

The Baby Maker

Dr. Michael Kamrava of course! Here is a guy that got paid to plant embryos….fertilized ones…in good lookin Nadya there. Now, if it were me, I would be plantin something but not embryos…but then again, here he is in all his glory…..wait a second…..I know who this is?! It just dawned on me that I have seen this character before…..

The Baby Maker in Disguise?

No wonder! I would recognize that evil and diabolical smirk anywhere. And here I thought Indiana Jones took care of this guy…just goes to show you future criminals…we come back….like roaches!

See, a lot of guys get off on seeing a good lookin chick spread their legs for them. And like most of us, we want to partake of the pleasure. But I am willing to bet that good old Doc here probably left a stain in his pants inserting that metal needle with those fertilized embryos. I am willing to bet that for him it was the equivalent of bumping uglies…..

So Doc, you also get honorable mention here…at the very least, getting the assist in one of the most creative criminal schemes of all time. Lets run that checklist again shall we?

Unethical impregnation of a woman with no real income….check!
Getting no orgasm from either party while doing it…….check!
Making all the other kids in the family less significant by having more…..check!
Having the Taxpayers and all the compassionate idiots pay for it…..check!
Giving the Joker a nice big train wreck to post on his blog……check!

Yep, I am proud and jealous all at the same time. Proud because the world does need a better class of criminal and jealous that I didn’t think about it sooner…….ooooops look at the time! Gotta Go! I have a fertility class in half an hour!

The Joker
“What doesn’t kill ya, makes ya stranger!”